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Di regola non leggo certo lo spam che ricevo, ma ho sempre sospettato che tra i testi anti-bayesiani si nascondessero di queste piccole gemme.

Qualche piccola modifica a questo e ora mi domando quali capolavori io mi sia irrimediabilmente perso senza saperlo.

UNBEATABLE SOFTWARE DREAMS

“System going down at 5 pm to install scheduler bug.” The message briefly flickered on my terminal screen, and quickly passed by.

“Did you ever meet our previous system administrator?” I asked to the fox, my office mate, “he was a little dog named Snuckles.”

“Casey Kasem, as used by Negativland”, the fox answered, “yes, I actually did meet him. Once.”

“I will not do anything bad ever again”, said I.

“Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay, goodbye,” the fox replied, none the wiser.

I hastened to explain “and now here is my secret, a very simple secret: it is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the aye.”

He still was not getting it. “Aye and eye, two words for which no single letter is pronounced.”

“I have yet to meet a C compiler that is friendlier and easier to use than eating soup with a steak knife.”,

“The clothes that make a woman are the clothes that break a man.”

“Never call a man a fool. Borrow from him.”

As I uttered my last words, the system went suddenly dead. The fox was enlightened.

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